Just try to make your technical abilities to give an art form.


# Local variable –
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable –
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon,
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai …

# Null pointers –
Mera jeevan kora kagaz, kora hi reh gaya…

# Dangling pointers –
Maut bhi aati nahi, jaan bhi jati nahin.

# goto –
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam,
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum…

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein, mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger –
Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye,
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC
Roop tera mastana ,Pyar mera deewana ,
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC to VB –
Yeh haseen vaadiyan,Yeh khula asmaan,
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug –
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

# Load Balancing –
Saathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega,
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem – modem talk on a busy connection
suno – kaho, kaha – suna, kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do, parda na uthao,
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha,
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.

4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. amanjain
    Aug 05, 2008 @ 02:01:25

    ye mast tha……….

    Reply

  2. tushar MANGUKIYA
    Mar 11, 2012 @ 04:05:20

    Nice

    Reply

  3. Sumit Sarkar
    Jul 13, 2012 @ 20:44:41

    🙂

    Reply

  4. Sachin jadhav
    Apr 08, 2013 @ 07:17:19

    Use door se hi takta raha. Bas uhi vakt katta raha .n jane nighaen thami rahi uske chahre pehi jami rahi. Kabhi chand samaj kar to kabhi chandani samajkar . hum use dekte rahe tahjib se par hamne socha n tha unka dedar hoga itne karib se.

    Reply

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