Just try to make your technical abilities to give an art form.


# Local variable –
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable –
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon,
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai …

# Null pointers –
Mera jeevan kora kagaz, kora hi reh gaya…

# Dangling pointers –
Maut bhi aati nahi, jaan bhi jati nahin.

# goto –
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam,
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum…

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein, mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger –
Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye,
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC
Roop tera mastana ,Pyar mera deewana ,
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

# From VC to VB –
Yeh haseen vaadiyan,Yeh khula asmaan,
Aa gaye hum kahan

# Untrackable bug –
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

# And then to the client:
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

# Load Balancing –
Saathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega,
mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem – modem talk on a busy connection
suno – kaho, kaha – suna, kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do, parda na uthao,
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha,
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba.

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4 thoughts on “Just try to make your technical abilities to give an art form.

  1. Use door se hi takta raha. Bas uhi vakt katta raha .n jane nighaen thami rahi uske chahre pehi jami rahi. Kabhi chand samaj kar to kabhi chandani samajkar . hum use dekte rahe tahjib se par hamne socha n tha unka dedar hoga itne karib se.

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